Monday, May 01, 2006
That Hair Talk Commercial Sucks a Big Fat Cock
1. If you're Hair Talking and your hair has highlights, then you're Hair Talking with a fake accent. Like a call center agent.
2. If you're Hair Talking and your hair has split ends, then you're stut-stuttering as you're fingers struggle to break free of your unruly hair.
3. If you're Hair Talking with a balding head, then you're missing a few vowels. Or you're Hair Talking with a hare lip.
4. You can Hair Talk even if you're using a different shampoo. But if you're so poor that you're washing your hair with, I dunno, a bath soap like Safeguard, then in your case, talk is cheap.
5. If you're Hair Talking on a bad hair day, then you're foulmouthing.
I was able to steal this picture from Ebay. Yup, you heard that right. Ebay. Apparently, it now doubles as your online sari sari store, but you'd be surprised as to how this product was advertised along with Eskinol Facial Cleanser (starts at $3.99), Salon Pas Pain Relieving Patch ($1.99), Tiger Balm White Philippines ($4.99) and Aceite Manzanilla for gas pains ($5.99). They were, and I quote, Philippines Island Treasures.
One of our island treasures, Sunsilk Shampoo (Soft Touch w/ almond oil), sells for $4.99.