Ugly Kittens

Our cross eyed Siamese cat gave birth to rats. They were not really "rats" as rats are properly defined, but they were more like kittens who, in their unbelievable ugliness, resemble vermin more than actual Siamese kittens. They're a bag of bones in this scrawny testicular pouch with missing patches of fur scattered all over. They're whiny little brats, and they move around like they own the place. You have no idea how such high pitched squealing can register from these little deformities until you've met these ugly animals. I don't know if this will be a duckling phase significant to such beautiful breeds like the Siamese, but what I'm looking at right now inspire vomit just like Joross Gamboa.

Makes you wonder how such ugly freaks could come from beautiful parents. Hmmm...