Thursday, May 25, 2006

I Hope My Prince Charming Blog Hops

I got this from Carl's blog.

Instructions:

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different descriptions of their perfect lover.

2. He/she needs to mention the sex/gender of their perfect lover.

3. He/she must tag 8 more people to join this game and leave a comment on their respective sites anouncing that they've been tagged.

4. If tagged a second time, there's no need to post again.


And here goes!

Gender: I want them gay males on account of straight men don't exactly enjoy THE sex as much as we do. I want the whole experience to be totally mutual and reciprocal and all that creamy goodness you don't see in an Oreo cookie. Yes, I'm a horny bitch.

And the following are eight little characteristics you will never find in one single gay male at the same time. In another gay male, I mean. You have a pen?

1. Cute, but not THAT cute. I love beauty in all it's different masturbatory appearances, but I also hate competition just the same. Defining cute and not referring to Google: as tall as or taller than I am (I'm about 5'9 at the very least, so he should be just as vertical), slim like a freaking Capri, and smiles like he just got laid.

2. Plays good pool. I'll totally stalk him if he can beat me without batting an eyelash (yes) in an hour's worth of nine ball pool. We should be able to perspire to and enjoy one thing that doesn't involve any form of penetration.

3. Has an actual sense of humor. If he can't make me laugh, then at least he should be able to laugh with me. See, I've learned that laughter makes for the best ice breaker, and that makes it easier to get on with the next item in the relationship agenda. And yeah, that also means he should be anti-climactic enough to laugh when I crack a joke in the middle of a passionate make-out session.

4. He should let me bum his cigarettes. What that means is a. he smokes b. he's generous c. he's willing to share a room in the Lung Center.

5. He should give me time to play pool and hang out with my friends. I've been causing balls to go in holes since 2000. I've been with my better friends since childhood, so he should understand the hierarchy. Or he can go suck my nuts.

6. He should like to be gross. Or at least shut his piehole and respect my inclination towards such genres. Let me rephrase that, he should like totally revolting films and media and entertainment since I'm such a total pervert. And he's going to go out with a pervert and the inner freak that goes with his gay goodness. Nope, my dictionary of revoltingly gross entertainment does not include Joross Gamboa, most of the people in ASAP, Vhong Navarro movies, and pencil cut pants. These belong to a very very different level of gross. It's the gross that makes you do the sign of the cross.

7. Educated. Or at least have the good timing and proper etiquette to point hard and laugh loud. I'm not kidding.

8. He should adore me and treat me like a god and pedestalize my enlarged, uhm, face pics on an altar racked with myrrh, frankincense and gold, and he should pray the angelus for me plus the three o clock prayer, and he should fast in my name, and quote my blog, and sing and dance in the goodness of his heart because he loves me like sliced bread. Just be loyal, for crying out loud. That's all I'm asking for. Really.

And I'm tagging the following bloggers. Brew and Tanya, Carl tagged you already, so I'm not tagging you anymore, okay? Have fun!

Tagging MALE bloggers:
1. Bryan
2. Erik
3. IE
4. Alex
5. Krislan
6. Jhed
7. Lexan
8. Rob

Tagging FEMALE bloggers:
1. Pepay
2. Rosie
3. Lojika
4. Devilicious
5. Patricia
6. Ira
7. Stellar
8. Laitera

17 comments:

  1. this is the second tie i was tagged. i'll get to you on this by tomorrow. hehehe.

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  2. whee! my favorite! answering stuff! :D

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  3. one problem momel: im still not out to my parents. and they read my blog. gawd, this shall be a very very tough decision...

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  4. hay naku. (kunyari ayaw.)

    but i've done this before..! gari tagged me and and i've tagged stellar.

    re-post ko na lang for your info.

    THIS. on the day of my great presentation proper for Jimenez Basic.

    nevertheless, because i love you sooooo very much...

    BUKAS. o mamayang gabi.

    (btw, i'm going public again. naisip ko... it's not working naman hindi ba..? mag iingat na lang siguro... ang mga concerned. oh god. help me. joke.)

    oist. my first i love you to you. i love you, i love you, i love you.

    there. ahaha. thanks for the comic relief.

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  6. ohhh. and while I'm at it, I'm tagging YOU naman. on the recent (na luma) survey on MY blog.

    oo. ikaw lang. selfish ako eh. joke.

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  7. no problem! @ alex

    hello @ ira, knock yourself out!

    wow @ ie. oo pala, question. there was a blogger in your comments list na you refer to as itay. Is he really? well, now that you mentioned it, it is going to be something to look out for. hey ie, will we be seeing any of your secrets surface soon in any upcoming entry? this is getting pretty interesting.

    ohhhhh @ erik. you love me. you so love me too much! HAR, thanks, and yeah, is that the one with the three's on it? I think I remember that.

    good luck with your going public! oo pala, bry emailed me, and I just wish he gets better. he's in good shape, but he needs some time. that probably explains why he has to commit to a sabbatical.

    Thanks y'all for the holler! Cheers!

    P.S. that goes to you too @ bryan.

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  8. Anonymous4:20 PM

    i want to see you in a pool table...

    :)

    that's all, i guess everything i'm about to say on how i find your blog, you already know

    www.xanfactor.co.nr

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  9. Well hello hello @ lexan. Thanks for dropping by. You play pool? Nice to see you in my comments box. He hee.

    Oh, my next post will have some sex on it. Just a pinch.

    Cheers!

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  10. hi momel!

    so i just post this on my blog and tag 8 more people, right? :)

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  11. pinag-iisipan ko talagang mabuti ito. Baka may nakikinig sa heaven at ibigay e.
    :)

    ie: GO FOR IT! diba momel?

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  12. I've been tagged huh...

    Haha. At least may ipopost ako sa blog ko ngayon! Haha!

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  13. hello @ rose, and yup!

    he hee @ trisha, I really had NO clue. For real! If it floats his boat, then go for it, pero if I were him, do it at his speed. Let's wish him luck. And yeah, I'm trying to choose my words. I hope I'm doing good.

    yeah & thanks for the tag back @ jhed

    cheers y'all for dropping by. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll post Soup#5.

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  14. hahaha i love number 8.

    "quote my blog" - LOL

    but me, i don't want my man to read my blog. we just might end up fighting. LOL

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  15. naman! @ carl, there still is enough room for acknowledgment eh!

    Yeah, I so love number 8, too. Loyalty. That's all there is to it lang naman eh, right?

    Cheers!

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  16. harhar. yeah. number 8 sets the perfact man apart from the perfect dick. LOL

    i dont want my man to quote my blog, or read it, cos it's my private space where i can just write whatever about him. LOL but that's just me. and as if that makes sense since the blog is a public thing.

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  17. Hey, Momel! Finally had the time to answer your tag. :)

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