Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Quotes From To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

**This is my favorite gay film; I taught myself to snap in a circle because I believe that I am the poor man's Noxeema Jackson. That's Wesley Snipes in drag, case you didn't know, and he was so totally super fierce with the false eyelashes and the feather boa. Here are some quotes from this fantastic wealth of gay wisdom. Enjoy!

Noxeema Jackson

* Little latin boy in drag, why are you crying?
* ...like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you.
o when asked 'How do I look?' by Chi-Chi.
* I ain't drivin' you no more, Miss Daisy!
* Why do I feel like I'm in the Macy's Day Parade?
* Your mother.
* Look, that child is latin. You don't want to gettin mixed up in all that latin mess. She might turn out to be a sandinista or something.
* I do not do the bus. You obviously have me mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks.
* Look at her, runnin' like she runnin' across the border.
* Oh no girlfriend, did you just do a U-ie?
* When a straight man puts on a dress and goes on a sexual kick he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual. When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!
* Check yourself Loretta, before you wreck yourself!
* If you want to let them know that there is steak for dinner, you got to let them hear it sizzle!

Chi-Chi Rodriguez

* The seats are like butter!
* We were so poor my parents married for the rice.
* I'm a princess! P to the R to the N to the cess!
* When Noxema asks 'Why do I feel like I'm in the Macy's Day Parade?'
* Cause you're as big as a float.
* I didn’t ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don’t think so! Did I ask for you to be making me over, jump through all kinds of hoops like some kind of circus poodle? No, I don’t think so! And do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don’t think so! So as soon as we get to the next town, I’m jumping on the first man and I’m riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up stuck up puntas because this trip sucks! It sucks!
* Vida, you know, you're not a queen because you rule people, or you sit on a throne, baby. You're a queen because you couldn't cut it as a man so you had to put on a dress, that's why.
* I decly ! ( I declare! )
* I love rough necks, tell me if I was your bread would you be my butter.
* Uptight cellulite dinosaur fossil face white honky cracker witch!
* lord grant me the serenity to accept that im am im just a boy in a dress and the courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference
* I'm the latina Marilyn Monroe. I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Vida Boheme

* Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory.
* What in gay hell?
* We are three young career girls...
* Now shes going to get herself kidnapped by some mountain man and we will have to go rescue her!
* Operation Decorator Storm...
* That's possibly-dead Sheriff Dullard!
* (In normal male voice) Get your hand off my DICK, buddy!

Thanks to WikiQuotes.
And who in the world is Julie Newmar?
And here's a list of my other favorite movies!


  1. I didn't think many people remembered this film. It is my all time fave...thanks for the memories!

  2. hmmm, not familiar, but i know a BryanBoy...the bulimic social firefly who blogs...

  3. hello! @ La tease!

    I'll never forget this film as long as I'm gay. Hey, which one of your blogs should I link to just in case?

    Thanks for dropping by!

    ha haaa! @ Bry!

    the BryanBoy you know fades in comparison to these three straight men in drag. and that's both in character and in personalities.

    I like his blog, though.


  4. Anonymous9:55 AM

    I love To Wong Foo! One of the nicest quality films we reviewed back in College... damn, that was more than a decade ago. Hehe.

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