My EX Is A Porn Star! Chat Transcript

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[05:00] stranger7XXX: idolo!!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: long time
[05:02] greater_cynic: AY!
[05:02] greater_cynic: is that you?
[05:02] greater_cynic: idol!
[05:02] greater_cynic: musta?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: eto buhay pa rin, ano balita?
[05:02] greater_cynic: hay nakoh!
[05:02] greater_cynic: kahapon
[05:02] greater_cynic: sobra
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ano kahapon?
[05:02] greater_cynic: have you ever been confined in a room with somebody for almost seventeen hours?
[05:02] greater_cynic: sobra
[05:00] stranger7XXX: tagal naman non!!!
[05:02] greater_cynic: let's say it's your room naman, pero it's with your fubu
[05:02] greater_cynic: harsh!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: buti buhay ka pa
[05:02] greater_cynic: oo, nakakabuhay yung roleplaying
[05:00] stranger7XXX: surgeon & patient ba?
[05:02] greater_cynic: nope!
[05:02] greater_cynic: director and character-actor
[05:02] greater_cynic: tapos naka-21 takes kami sa isang kissing scene
[05:00] stranger7XXX: uy type yan
[05:02] greater_cynic: HA HAAAA, sobra
[05:00] stranger7XXX: eh di namaga mga nguso nyo
[05:02] greater_cynic: di naman
[05:02] greater_cynic: okay lang, soft lips
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ah ok
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero alam mo, it was one of those things na you NEED to make kuwento
[05:02] greater_cynic: yun bang kuwentong kuwento ka na after the event
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero it's not kiss and telling naman diba?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: who cares, basta masayang ikwento eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: sabagay
[05:02] greater_cynic: oo nga!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: naku, may kwento ako sayo, super crazy studd
[05:00] stranger7XXX: stuff*
[05:02] greater_cynic: pano?
[05:02] greater_cynic: gaano ka-crazy itu?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: probably in my top 3 stories to tell to everyone
[05:02] greater_cynic: hala!
[05:02] greater_cynic: type na!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ok, sa L.A., i dated this pinay girl...
[05:00] stranger7XXX: teka, display ko pic namin --> LINK DELETED
[05:00] stranger7XXX: para mas emote
[05:02] greater_cynic: okay, pero ibang chat program ito ha , so tingnan natin kung lalabas
[05:02] greater_cynic: meebo
[05:02] greater_cynic: yun
[05:00] stranger7XXX: kita ba? -->> LINK DELETED
[05:02] greater_cynic: di eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: LINK!
[05:02] greater_cynic: url! naintriga naman ako
[05:00] stranger7XXX: teka, upload ko sa photobucket
[05:00] stranger7XXX: this is worth it
[05:00] stranger7XXX: wait ka lang
[05:02] greater_cynic: what is it about ba?
[05:02] greater_cynic: para may idea ako
[05:00] stranger7XXX: parang nga...basta wag muna spoiler
[05:02] greater_cynic: ah okay
[05:02] greater_cynic: tagal!
[05:02] greater_cynic: <-- na excite
[05:00] stranger7XXX: hahaha
[05:00] stranger7XXX: teka mahaba proseso eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: keri lang
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ok, eto pic namin last November (LINK DELETED)
[05:02] greater_cynic: wow! killer
[05:00] stranger7XXX: dating kami nyan, hindi serious...fucking and hanging out lang, ganon
[05:02] greater_cynic: so this was november last year
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pero Oct. '05 hindi na kami nag-date nyan
[05:00] stranger7XXX: oo
[05:02] greater_cynic: nice rack ha
[05:00] stranger7XXX: tapos, one night, 2 weeks ago....
[05:02] greater_cynic: o...
[05:02] greater_cynic: what happened two weeks ago?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: nag-a-update ako ng pornblog ko, naghahanap ako ng asian video na ipo-post ko, at lintek nag-pop-up ang (LINK DELETED) AT BUMULAGA SA HARAP KO ANG PICTURE NYA!!! NANDUN SYA, TOP OF THE PAGE!!!!!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: isn't that crazy or what?!?!?
[05:02] greater_cynic: wow
[05:00] stranger7XXX: putang inang ex ko, PORN STAR NA!!!
[05:02] greater_cynic: so you were banging a pornstar and you never had an idea
[05:02] greater_cynic: two thumbs up
[05:00] stranger7XXX: no, bago lang porn star yan, she became a pornstar after kami
[05:02] greater_cynic: ah
[05:02] greater_cynic: kahit na, two thumbs up pa rin
[05:02] greater_cynic: so, were you proud or something?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: nag-research nako, so far 2 movies na ginawa nya
[05:00] stranger7XXX: mixed emotions eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero ano mas lamang
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pero good thing na hindi kami serious, kung serious eh walang pride akong mararamdaman non
[05:02] greater_cynic: pride? regret (kasi nag split kayo)
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pride
[05:00] stranger7XXX: regret, definitely not
[05:02] greater_cynic: ah, no pride kung naging serious kayo?
[05:02] greater_cynic: sabagay
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pero may mixed na awa, at disappointment...
[05:00] stranger7XXX: kasi alam ko life story nya, and lately super gipit sila financially
[05:02] greater_cynic: hala, I wasn't thinking of awa and disappointment
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero now that you mentioned it
[05:02] greater_cynic: ah
[05:00] stranger7XXX: yun ang nagtulak sa kanya, gipit eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: filipina siya?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: i have both her full videos na
[05:00] stranger7XXX: hehe
[05:00] stranger7XXX: yeah, pinay
[05:02] greater_cynic: AYAN
[05:02] greater_cynic: so question
[05:02] greater_cynic: do you jerk off to your ex gf?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pero grabe, 2nd video nya "Black InvAsian 2" ang title
[05:00] stranger7XXX: so u know what that means
[05:02] greater_cynic: yup
[05:00] stranger7XXX: actually, oo
[05:02] greater_cynic: that's going to be wide
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pero it was weird
[05:02] greater_cynic: HALA
[05:02] greater_cynic: ANTULIS MO!!!
[05:02] greater_cynic: HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[05:02] greater_cynic: like, how weird?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: tagal kong hindi makapinawala eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero oo nga noh, kung iisipin mo
[05:02] greater_cynic: (like I would know)
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero yeah, it might be. HOW WEIRD ba?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: weird kasi imagine watching the girl i used to fuck all the time, is being fucked by some other dudes
[05:02] greater_cynic: ah
[05:00] stranger7XXX: tapos ungol, sigaw nya, moves nya, brought back the memories...parehong pareho eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero what makes it weirder is you're jacking off to the whole situation
[05:02] greater_cynic: WEIRD!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: kaya that night i discovered it, tinawagan ko sya
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero yeah, I think I might have an IDEA, pero nothing beats your story talaga
[05:02] greater_cynic: and what happened
[05:00] stranger7XXX: hindi ko pa inaamin
[05:00] stranger7XXX: sabi ko lang punta sya dito
[05:02] greater_cynic: and then
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pupunta naman, June daw
[05:00] stranger7XXX: at gagawa kami ng porn
[05:02] greater_cynic: do you think she knows na you know she's doing porn?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: gagawin ko talaga
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero she knows you have a porn blog?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: i don't think she knows
[05:00] stranger7XXX: wala akong binibigay na hint
[05:02] greater_cynic: ah
[05:00] stranger7XXX: hindi rin nya alam na may pornblog ako
[05:02] greater_cynic: ah
[05:02] greater_cynic: so clean and wholesome ang image mo sa kanya
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pagdating na lang nya dito,sabihin ko, "Let's watch a movie". tapos ipe-play ko ang porn nya
[05:02] greater_cynic:
[05:00] stranger7XXX: da best yon
[05:02] greater_cynic: gagawin mo nga?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: yeah
[05:02] greater_cynic: di nga?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: oo nga
[05:02] greater_cynic: weh?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: kung pupunta sya
[05:02] greater_cynic: eh pano kung ibang reaction ang makita mo sa kanya
[05:00] stranger7XXX: shyet, i can't wait to see how she'd react
[05:02] greater_cynic: like shock maybe or
[05:00] stranger7XXX: yun nga eh, hindi ko alam
[05:00] stranger7XXX: bahala na, basta
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pero one thing's for sure, hindi sya magagalit
[05:02] greater_cynic: keep the fingers crossed
[05:00] stranger7XXX: bakit sya magagalit?
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero you two had something going on diba
[05:00] stranger7XXX: oo
[05:02] greater_cynic: and it's not like she really wanted to become a pornstar in the first place
[05:00] stranger7XXX: oo nga
[05:00] stranger7XXX: well....
[05:02] greater_cynic: so pwede siyang magalit?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: noon pa pangarap na nya maging artista
[05:02] greater_cynic: HA HA HAAAAAAAAA
[05:00] stranger7XXX: i guess natupad na pangarap nya
[05:02] greater_cynic: and you're the number one fan
[05:02] greater_cynic: waiting for an autograph ba
[05:00] stranger7XXX: korek, and soon, magiging "co-star" na nya )
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pwede!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: crazy diba?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: wild
[05:02] greater_cynic: sinabi mo pa
[05:02] greater_cynic: mas magiging crazy siguro pag nagkita na kayo ulit noh?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: i tell my story to everybody )
[05:00] stranger7XXX: with props
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pinapapunta ko dito sa bahay at pakita ang pics at videos
[05:02] greater_cynic: wow
[05:00] stranger7XXX: panget pag story lang eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: eh pano kung tinanong niya "Why are you showing me all this?"
[05:02] greater_cynic: pano na ang segue mo niyan ha idol
[05:00] stranger7XXX: "because I think this is very hott"
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pwede?
[05:02] greater_cynic: harsh!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: eh pano
[05:00] stranger7XXX: game yon eh
[05:02] greater_cynic: kasi if I was the girl noh, I'd think na you wanted us to meet to catch up on things or something
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ah ok
[05:02] greater_cynic: knowing na you two used to be a couple diba
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero shempre, we won't know pa rin
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pero i HAVE TO show her the video!!!
[05:02] greater_cynic: MANYAK!
[05:02] greater_cynic: HA HA HAAAAAA
[05:00] stranger7XXX: tapos nakabukas lang yung zipper ko, nakalabas na yung etits ko
[05:02] greater_cynic:
[05:00] stranger7XXX: "o kumusta na?" nakalabas yung etits
[05:02] greater_cynic: eh pano kung sinampal niya yung butotoy mo?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: pero i know, success to
[05:00] stranger7XXX: i know her
[05:02] greater_cynic: you feel it in your fingers?
[05:02] greater_cynic: you feel it in your soul?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: she'll give it to me good
[05:02] greater_cynic: kumanta ba?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: gusto mo download ang video nya?
[05:02] greater_cynic: nye, I don't like porn.
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ok
[05:02] greater_cynic: porn is bad
[05:02] greater_cynic: HA HAH AAAA
[05:02] greater_cynic: straight porn is bad
[05:02] greater_cynic: HA HAAAAA
[05:00] stranger7XXX: :-j
[05:02] greater_cynic: pero pretty siya ha
[05:00] stranger7XXX: roommate ko nga, gigil na gigil na
[05:00] stranger7XXX: yeah maganda sya
[05:02] greater_cynic: siguro she looks prettier this time kasi she's all glammed up na and everything noh?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: mas maganda sya with black hair
[05:02] greater_cynic: ah
[05:00] stranger7XXX: dun sa site makikita mo
[05:00] stranger7XXX: kaya lang (LINE DELETED)
[05:00] stranger7XXX: teka...
[05:02] greater_cynic: nako, baka mas mahirapan kang mag-muscle control niyan pag sobrang laki ng ginanda niya
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ay, hindi mo nga pala kita ang avatar
[05:02] greater_cynic: oo nga
[05:00] stranger7XXX: hindi naman malaki pagbabago
[05:02] greater_cynic: malay mo she has this newer appeal to her
[05:02] greater_cynic: more exciting, sexciting ika nga
[05:00] stranger7XXX: siguro nga
[05:00] stranger7XXX: "celebrity" aura nya
[05:02] greater_cynic: yeah
[05:00] stranger7XXX: naku can't wait talaga
[05:02] greater_cynic: sex appeal off the roof
[05:02] greater_cynic: kailan ulit kayo meet?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: punta sya mid-June daw
[05:02] greater_cynic: in two to three weeks na pala
[05:00] stranger7XXX: onga
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ....ikaw....
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ano yung role-playing story mo ha?!?!?
[05:02] greater_cynic: okay
[05:00] stranger7XXX: bago ba yan?
[05:02] greater_cynic: I was the character-actor
[05:02] greater_cynic: he was the director
[05:02] greater_cynic: and it was a kissing scene
[05:00] stranger7XXX: yung director hinalikan ang actor?
[05:02] greater_cynic: so ganito, I was supposed to be asleep, he's going to make me gapang, he's going to rape me, and I'd kiss back
[05:00] stranger7XXX: haha
[05:02] greater_cynic: ewan, I feel uncomfortable telling this to a straight guy
[05:00] stranger7XXX: eh hindi rape yon
[05:02] greater_cynic: HA HAAAA
[05:02] greater_cynic: "Lights Camera Action" and everything, scripts and props and all that good jazz
[05:00] stranger7XXX: dayyyymmm
[05:00] stranger7XXX: huge production ba?
[05:02] greater_cynic: sa kuwarto ko yun eh, we sort of improvised
[05:00] stranger7XXX: let me guess...u just met this guy?
[05:02] greater_cynic: nope
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ay mali
[05:02] greater_cynic: for less than a month na
[05:02] greater_cynic: he brings out the kinky in me
[05:00] stranger7XXX: let than a month?
[05:02] greater_cynic: (AMPANGET! HA HA HAAAAA)
[05:02] greater_cynic: make that a month
[05:00] stranger7XXX: eh bago nga lang
[05:00] stranger7XXX: sus naman to
[05:00] stranger7XXX: panget sya?
[05:02] greater_cynic: nope
[05:00] stranger7XXX: ah yung sinabi mo
[05:02] greater_cynic: I'm sure naman na you won't kiss ugly if you can help it davah?
[05:00] stranger7XXX: korek
[05:02] greater_cynic: and alam mo, sa kanya ko unang mag-try ng props
[05:02] greater_cynic: like syrup and edible stuff
[05:00] stranger7XXX: props = toys?
[05:02] greater_cynic: nope, edibles pa muna
[05:00] stranger7XXX: hanep
[05:00] stranger7XXX: malagkit yon
[05:02] greater_cynic: yeah, sobra
[05:02] greater_cynic: I never had that much syrup and spit on me before
[05:02] greater_cynic: kaya I'm not trying that again
[05:00] stranger7XXX: nadala na ba
[05:00] stranger7XXX: next time, fruits na lang
[05:02] greater_cynic: di naman, the sensation was excellent, pero medio unhygienic.
[05:02] greater_cynic: fruits
[05:02] greater_cynic: how much fruit can penetrate a guy diba? GROSS!
[05:00] stranger7XXX: hahaha
[05:00] stranger7XXX: upo
[05:00] stranger7XXX: patola
[05:00] stranger7XXX: langka
[05:02] greater_cynic: harsh!
[05:02] greater_cynic: langka, naalala ko tuloy yung joke with Saddam Hussein in hell
[05:00] stranger7XXX: oo nga
[05:02] greater_cynic: IDOL, kain lang
[05:00] stranger7XXX: sige
[05:00] stranger7XXX: log off nako
[05:02] greater_cynic: okay
[05:02] greater_cynic: save ko itong chat session ha
[05:00] stranger7XXX: hahah
[05:02] greater_cynic: for future reference
[05:00] stranger7XXX: sige