Wednesday, September 13, 2006

My 10 Favorite Posts

Here's a little list of some of the creamiest crap you'll ever find in this here blahg of bull. I like some of them because of the comments, some trigger a smile and a funny recollection, and some because of the inflamed passion I've always invested when referring to such issues.

I make passion sound like an infection, don't I? But still, feel free to browse through some of, in my personal understanding, through some of my better pieces.

These are enumerated in no certain order, just the way I like it. Ten's a random number. It might as well be seven, fourteen, two, or, for the love of excessive self promotion, eighty three since that's all of the posts I've written since day one. Day one was almost two years ago. Yes, I know 2005 is not two years ago, but my first blog was, and a third of the content in this here blahg of bull was transferred from my first blog.

So there.

1. Momel's Take: The Unwritten Rules of Blogging
My personal code of blogger conduct. Underscore MY, it being the operative term.

2. Growing Up Gay Part 1: Another Gay Baby
I like using self explanatory titles. That pretty much explains why I hate answering questions referring to my titles.

3. Confessions of a Telemarketer
I used to be one telemarketer almost two years ago. Interesting thing, that telemarketing gig.

4. In Defense of Call Center Agents
I have this growing inclination to bash almost everybody sporting a fake accent, and that includes
myself. But I still remember to love my own. I still do.

5. My Hate List
Oprah Winfrey once suggested, not to me personally, that we enumerate at least five things we are personally grateful for. That's on a daily basis. I don't have that much discipline and I'm no Oprah Winfrey. But this is just as therapeutic.

6. In Between Bookmarks and Dog-Ears
This was supposed to be a confession, and it remained as such all throughout, but there was something else involved in this post. And that's another confession for you.

7. Lemuel
Simply the dumb-dumbest telemarketer you'll want to talk to. Hands down. No contest.

8. MEL Versus the "Discreetly Bisexual, Man-Eating PAMINTA"
Is this always going to be as old as time?

9. Presenting Your Gay Nine-Ball Champion
And to quote Momel, I get to be this accomplished in one of my better passions, and nothing, for the time being, could be as remarkable.

10. Friendships in the Event of an Appendectomy
I was bitter when I wrote this.

The picture you see in there is that of a Russian woman with a mouth full of golden teeth due to extremely poor hygiene. Clearly, this goes to show that, there is still something of value even in the stinkiest and filthiest and rottenest of places. Pretty much like what you're seeing in this here blahg of bull. Oh, enjoy the leftover morbid while you're at it.

14 comments:

  1. LOL

    I love Lemuel the most!!!

    I read this before na, read it again and I'm still laughing my ass off!

    First time I came across your blog, I knew this would be one interesting read that I will go back to again and again!

    Cheers to you Momel!

    Luv yah! :)

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  2. he hee @sasha

    I knew he was going to be funny in print. No word from him yet, pero if he did, expect a sequel.

    Cheers!

    Muah!

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  3. he hee @sasha

    I knew he was going to be funny in print. No word from him yet, pero if he did, expect a sequel.

    Cheers!

    Muah!

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  4. i have another personal fave besides Lemuel...thats Bible's no Fun

    but i enjoyed 'em all!

    woofie!

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  5. ahhhh @ Bry

    It was devilish fun writing the bible post. Glad you liked it.

    :) he hee, cheers!

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  6. i've read your lemuel post. and it convinced me to somehow leave a comment in your bloog..

    he's such a dork.

    baka manloloko yun? LOL. but really, i am entertained!!!!!!

    i also enjoyed the other one.. yung hate list.

    this is my first time to stumble upon your blog. nice blooog. nice wooords. :) so you're a tele-marketer (like lemuel, but you're TOO Great to be compared with him.)...

    ayun lang.

    http://vindication.wordpress.com exchange links??

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  7. Thanks! @ utakgago

    I used to be a telemarketer, and that was almost two years ago. I'm now doing technical support in the same call center-ing industry. But I'm maintaining the same blog.

    Hey' I'd love a link exchange. Check my blog roll later.

    Cheers!

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  8. Thanks! @ utakgago

    I used to be a telemarketer, and that was almost two years ago. I'm now doing technical support in the same call center-ing industry. But I'm maintaining the same blog.

    Hey' I'd love a link exchange. Check my blog roll later.

    Cheers!

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  9. Wow. This is amazing! What a great idea. Best of / Top 10 blog... Might be tempted to steal your intellectual property, but I couldn't get up to 80+ posts. Well done, here, mate!!! I found your blog really funny. I have in fact commented on it once, the bible is no fun thing. Not on your top 10, I'm afraid, but I thought that was brilliant!!!

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  10. Hey @ howling

    Thanks for liking the bible post. Ikaw pala yun! And I thought that was someone else. Pero yeah, thanks for dropping by. Nice to have made you laugh.

    Cheers!

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  11. Your post inspired me to come up with my own top 10 list. The problem is, I don't think my posts are worth-reading. Haha! Still, I want to come up with my own list.

    I just read the "Lemuel" post because everyone has read it already and I haven't and it was a funny post indeed. Haha!

    Since I'm in petiks mode today, I will be reading your other posts. Very intruiging kasi kung ano ang nasa likod ng mga titles na iyon.

    But I have read some of them.

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  12. Another lemuel fan here!!!
    Basically I love how you manipulate your vocabulary.
    Personally I prefer posts that somehow directly tells your readers who you are.
    Keep bloggin!

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  13. Ha haa, call Lemuel my lucky charm.

    Cheers, and thanks guys for dropping by!

    :)

    I might repost him soon. I just might.

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  14. I've read some of those posts! Like Lemuel, Confessions of a telemarketer and a few more. I enjoyed all of what I read! :)

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