Friday, November 26, 2010

A Kinky Breakup Story -- My EX Is A Porn Star!

This is a 2005 chat transcript that I saved for future reference. This was with a friend who had a porn star ex-girlfriend, and he talked about it in 2005. He discovered that his ex-girlfriend started doing porn after they broke up, and she has been moderately advertised in some porn site. He found this out because he was researching for material for his porn blog. So he planned something similar to a horny entrapment, and then the rest is sexy fun. It's all here, you darling punk.

I was greater_cynic, among other devilish handles, but I no longer use that YM ID; it has seen better days. Yes, I used to talk like I did in this chat transcript. Now, my four leaf clover of a friend, simply because he's lucky, hello, is using the handle "stranger7XXX." Of course, that's not his real YM ID. It might as well be Bucky Lastard. But that was amended in this post for the purposes of privacy; he's too cool to be chatting with non-pornstars like the rest of us.

And aside from that one modification, the rest of the transcript is presented in it's unwholesome third world goodness. In Tagalog. So click on the link below, it will redirect you to another post that was meant for the motherfucking length of the transcript, but it's in this same blog anyway. If you want to post a comment, then please do it in this post, okay? Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

12 comments:

  1. Loving your "Muahness from Pasig Citehh!" hahaha...

    I read the transcript in it full glory... I wish you posted kahit yung pic lang! She won't mind, coz it's her ex-bf who's gonna do all the damage ahahaha...

    Black InvAsian hahaha... kawawang pechay...

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  2. imperniz momel, binasa ko rin from north to south.
    at gusto ko ring mapanood ang Black InvAsian...
    Ang kinky nun. papanoorin mo yung video ng ex mo.

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  3. Kala ko talaga hindi magkaka-comment tong post na to, naaaapaka-haba lang nung transcript kasi eh. Masabi lang na more more breakup stories, kahit porn! Eh yaman din lamang na nabanggit ang porn eh, guess who made the first (and maybe the only) comment.

    Glentot,

    Wahaha! Sa totoo lang eh matagal nang naka-imbak sa Yahoo Notepad ko itong transcript na to, kung gusto mo (at kung papayag si Stranger7XXX) eh bigay ko sa yo yung link. Lamog na lamog lang malamang si ateh, kahit ako eh duduguin sa title na yaen!

    Cheers Glentot, Mabuhay Kah! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

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  4. Orally,

    Ay sorry, di ko na-sight yung comment mo habang nagco comment ako kay Glentot. Unang una ay maraming salamat sa pagbasa, grabe, nagdalawang isip talaga ako nung una kung ipo post ko to. Kasi nga long and winding journey ang kanyang length!

    I was meaning to publish the drinking post, but I suppose this break up post had better occasion in it and will help in the coherence of things.

    Kinky is so right on the butt noh! Di ko siguro magagawa yun, basta lang, prinsipyo siguro or yung makikita siyang may ka-dookit na others.

    Thanks for dropping by Orally, Mabuhay Ka! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

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  5. Yes I would like the link, please.

    Your friend's porno blog is still active? Padamihin natin ang traffic haha.

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  6. Glentot,

    Ayun oh! Mabilisan lang ah! Sige, pag nahagilap ko sha, ka-FB ko naman yun eh, tanong ko. FB is Facebook. Mabuti na yung klaro noh!

    Ahaha, muahness from Pasig Citehh!!

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  7. Hahaha. I don't know what to say -___-

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  8. hindi ko binasa Khie...I dont like porn kasi..i mean straight porn..bwahahahaha!!!

    papagawa ako ng dildo..langka ang design,hihihi kasamahan yan ng condom ko na bagoong flavor..harhar!!

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  9. Arwind,

    Bakit naman? Di mo binasa noh! Or dahil may sumingaw na kinky side dun! Wahaha, that was five years ago, and keri lang Attorney if you're speechless. As long as you dropped by, masaya na ang pechay ko dun.

    Pokwang,

    Ahaha, at kumusta naman ang snowflakes dian sa bayan ng mga supot na sausage?

    Cheers you both! Mabuhay kayo, and Muahness from Pasig Citehhh!

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  10. Hello Momel. How have you been? I was going to read the transcript but then I heard a voice that told me not to and that I should buy more Safeguard. ;p

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  11. Neil,

    I'm doing great now, thank you for asking. That voice you heard was choppy. It was asking you to get some antibiotics, too. Cheers you, mabuhay ka Neil, and muahness from Pasig Citehhh!

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  12. Pasig City talaga? lol

    Antibiotics? How about 'em dangling transparent carrots?

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