**You know what they say about pictures and thousands of words, and you know how cliches arouse me, so I will allow these screen shots to tell you the story. And I was thinking of an enumeration of sorts, but I suppose you guys can refer to the timestamps instead. Forgive the images and their proportions that need a little more industry. For the nth time in my life, I was lazy.
I read the email a day later, and I missed the chance to have lunch with The Mistress of the Universe and Danton Remote. Imagine that.
There you go. I really don't do WAHHH, and I only make exceptions when I'm severely livid or if some guy finally finds my G-spot, which was just recently, so here.
Now, I have foamed in the mouth before over this wonderful book, Ribblestrop, so here's a link if you're interested.
Seriously, what gay nerd can say no to a free book?
This is it.
Now you know where to address those bomb threats, poisoned letters, or venus fly traps.
I can name one or two other things that are as exciting as this book, but I will not name it now because my mother is reading my blog from time to time. And she also sent me this email too, a comment on my blog in general, and I suppose I can post that when I'm running out of things to cannibalize.
Easy does it? Aw hell now. Pressured and Long Legged. That's what does it.
Yes, I can do three weeks.
Wish me luck, you darling punks.