Thursday, February 11, 2010

Horror Movie Review #37: Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust

Directed By: Silvia St. Croix
Release Date: 4 July 2008 (USA)
Running Time: 82 min
Language: English
Horror Type: Bloodthirsty psychopath cookies.
Sex? - Like you wouldn't believe.
Gore? - Damn straight.

It's got the makings of a great comedy. Add the box art, the body count, and the knife-wielding homicidal cookie that is this riot's namesake, and we've got a breath of fresh oven baked horror goodness that'll make you forget that you sat through bullshit like The Mad, Side Sho, or Gacy.

How to Make a Foulmouthing Homicidal Cookie:
Add the ashes of a cremated serial killer in some cookie dough. Knead well. Scatter about half a cup of blood while the dough is rising. Chant demonic incantation while kneading the dough. Repeat verse. Bake.

Serve with caution. Don't use a knife as cookie may take it from you and stab you with it.

I give it a 3/5.

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