Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Horror Movie Review #30: The Mad

**Anyone in for a twisted patty?


Directed By: John Kalangis

Release Date: 22 May 2007

Running Time: 83 minutes

Language: English
Horror Type: Bad cow meat.

Sex? - I didn't miss any.
Gore? - Cute.

Billy Zane stars in this lame, sleep inducing half-comedy that twists mad cows disease, there you go, to very dull proportions. I know, that's stupid right off the bat, but that's not even half of it.

The real problem I had with this movie is I don't get them ground beef patties that attack people and turn them into zombies when anyone who eats them turns into zombies anyway. They're moldy chunks of mad cow beef, and what they do is they fly like face huggers and attach themselves to their victims. How is that vicious when they don't even have teeth? And they're green?
And the zombies, wow, the undead in this film are hella unconventional in a totally unfunny way. Zombies don't figure out guns, let alone use them to kill off what might be an important character, and they are not supposed to be bribed with designer clothes.

Momel's Rating: 2/5

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