Thursday, March 03, 2011
What, No Career Yet? -- A Follow Up on Jimgirl's Epic Fail
It's been four, five months since you last came out in drag. And then what? Don't tell me you don't have any TV or movie offers yet. Endorsements, perhaps? Soaps? Voice overs? Any further guestings? Anything to promote? Nothing? Seriously? But you looked so, ah, fierce in that interview slash grand reveal with Boy Abunda. You wore this faux leather jacket on that animal print blouse. You had this most tasteful bonnet on, and those black leggings you wore did a wonderful job in concealing those mammoth legs. How can such a refined taste in clothes fail you? You looked all too smashing with your coming out.
Smashed in the face is more like it. Hah! I shall make it a personal mission to monitor what news of you with such devilish sarcasm, and I will make fun of you, Jim Girl, every chance I get. That will be an easy job, though. I drip ridicule, and I don't expect to hear anything from you in the next 100,000,000,000,000 years.
It's been four, five months since you last came out, and I still hate you with a passion.