Saturday, January 23, 2010

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OCEAN!

**Say it loud! Feel it roll!

If I won me the lottery, the first thing I'll buy is the South China Sea. So I can tell people to "Get the fuck out of my ocean! You're peeing my dolphins to death!" I'd tax them assholes for swimming in my sea, and I'll probably enjoy a lucrative return in my investment because I'll impose charges for even crossing my ocean. Of course I know it won't happen, but what the hell, right? That line rolls so good in my tongue, its near orgasmic. So I'll say it again.

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8 comments:

  1. Astig. Kung nagkataon, para kang si Ariel. May sarili kang body of water. :)

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  2. Hahaha... Gusto ko yun... Sana may kasamang island yung ocean mo para pwede tumambay. Hihihi...

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  3. Yeah! @ Manech

    Come to think of it...

    Hey! @ Brew

    Are you really back? Miss you!

    Cheers guys!

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  4. yes! I am back! see you at my blog. im redoing my links so I'll link you up! :)

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  5. Already did! So nice you're here!

    Cheers!

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  6. as long as your ocean is next to mine... ok lang...

    miss ya gurl!

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  7. I don't get it @ Andrei

    But thanks for dropping by!

    Har! @ Bry

    And then we'll be neighboring mermaids!

    Cheers!

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