I just discovered yet another fun fun way to kill time.
No, it doesn't have lotion, a hard on, and a great plenty of horniness. But It has kittens, a big cat carrier that looks like a hamper, and a great plenty of accuracy. It's called Throwing Cats in Hampers.
Not that I hate cats or anything, they just get so annoying with all that movement that causes your data cables to go retarded. I've never been that disrupted when I'm online. I'm telling you, these furred spawns of satan are really cramping my cool. My monitor shuts off with not as much as an error message, and then you hear all this shuffling behind your computer tower. It's the same shuffling sound that I hear a few seconds before my speakers get disconnected. Its the same sound that causes the power in my CPU to go out. And its always been the same kittens causing that shuffling.
Then I saw this cat carrier or basket this one time, and then I just started throwing these kittens in. I grabbed one kitten, held it at the back of the neck, aimed real well, or at least I hoped I did, and then I threw it in. Yeah, it's like basketball, only you use kittens instead of a ball. And yeah, the same physics apply. That includes the part where the ball bounces off the basket, twice, before going in.
I'm telling you, righteous indignation has never been so, uhm, athletic.
"You are evil!!!", says Satan.
ReplyDeleteThen shambles out of the way, looking really, really scared with his tail between his legs.
(insert maniacal laughter from Momel)
Miss you, chum.
:)
am never fond of cats, or most animals for that matter, but was/is never cruel to any of them as well. oh well, there's this thing called saturation point :) i understand you can only take so much ha ha
ReplyDeletemomel your bad! hahaha!
ReplyDeletehmpft!
LOL! What a great idea! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHe hee @ Howling
ReplyDeleteSo... I am!
Missed you too! All of youse!
Yeah @ Lala
That's exactly it. Two words. Saturation point. Whooo, I like!
Well @ Khalel
Lala refers to it as the saturation point. Whooo, I like!
Exactly! @ Jigs
Thanks guys for dropping by!
Since I don't have a cat, what I throw in hampers are dogs - puppies. Heh, but then, 2 of my dogs just died. One last week, and the other just early this morning. Sad. ^_^
ReplyDeleteI've always thought cats are, well, sweet. But I do agree with you, they give me the creeps sometimes, AND they can be really annoying.
kudos to you momel. i hate cats, sobra. i once did a similar activity involving a kitten and a wall. malas lang dahil nabuhay pa ang loko.
ReplyDeletewow. someone got attacked by a spammer!
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grabe momel! maawa sa kuting! altho naiinis din ako sa pusa at yung mga pusakal nga dito samin binubuhusan ko ng mainit na tubig eh. lol
wawa naman si muning.
ReplyDeletecats give me the creeps. i think that when they look at me, they're whispering a curse or something.
ReplyDeletebrrr.
Hello @ Shari and thanks for dropping by
ReplyDeleteTakes a whole lot of strength to throw dogs in hampers. Cats are generally lighter by default.
Ha haa @ IE
I do that too!
Ha ha haaa... I'll shut me up now.
I know this is just the stupidest thing to do at this point @ Anonymous
tangina mo
I'm going with word verification now, thank you very much.
Sorry about that, guys.
There you go! @ Rob
We ought to go on ahead and form a support group or something. Me, you, IE.
How's that for a really bad idea?
He hee @ Abssss
You either like them or hate them. And then you hate them some more.
Yeah @ Ira
They look at you weird. And then you do something real stupid like throw them in hampers or something.
Thanks guys for dropping by!
I avoided enabling the word verification string as much as possible, but freaking spammers are just so nosebleeding resourceful.
I speak for a lot of people when I say you're a huge jackass!
ReplyDeleteSpam. Boo.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, yeah, cats are generally lighter. AND they don't actually bite you just because they feel like it, LOL.
Oof, got a hater. :D
http://italk2much.com/ calls me a Fucking dickhead. So I'm a huge jackass. That's, like, totally big or something.
ReplyDeleteHello @ Shari
Hell yeah with the Spam comment.
And yeah, hello haters.
Hi,
ReplyDeleteThis one is good. A very evil yet funny post. hehehe