Friday, August 12, 2016

HBD to Me

You get to greet a person on his birthday once a year. So I don't think it's good fucking form that you abbreviate your well wishes with a god damn HBD. Girl, we're talking about a one time deal in 365 days, so I think it's just proper. Perhaps I'll let your HBD slip if you still have finger cramps from masturbating too much, but you don't. FY. And it doesn't matter to me that it's in social media. Who has time for real interaction these days? The least you could have done was to spell out your greetings. It's once a year. OMWTFGAF. 

I'm exaggerating of course. You know I'm a dick who loves dick. TY. 



I meant to enlarge on this update some more, and I was on leave for five days. But I was drunk for four days, and I had to attend to my sexy lady guard job on the sixth. 

7 comments:

  1. Well! Wala kasing birthday alerts ang blogger, so... HBD sa iyo! And yes, let's not spell that out.

    Maya na lang, o kaya next year.

    Anyway, seryoso pala yung lady guard job. This was how I discovered who you are, sa FB. Mwahahahahaha.

    Hugs. Stay happy and rockin.

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    1. Sir yes sir yung sa lady guard na trabaho kaya iba ang ngiti ko nung ako ay nakapasok. Na regular na ako nitong July, kaya puwede na akong mag slit sa palda.

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  2. Happy birthday :)!! May I get to read more from you in the coming weeks :) So far ang saya saya talaga ng mga posts mo :)

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    1. You are too much of a darling, Simon, really. You are spoiling me. This comment didn't need to be gift wrapped. Have I thanked you for this yet?

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