**Maybe I get it the first time. Just the first time. Juuuuust the first time, and we'll leave it at that. What?! What do you mean it doesn't stop there? Oh hell no.
Sooo... why do we have to know that you're bored? Again? Okay, so you ran out of things to do... What the hell do we care? It's in your Facebook wall. It's a goddamn Facebook status. Do you expect us to Like that you're bored? You just told us that you're fresh out of ideas with which to entertain yourself. How stupid is that when this world wide web, underscore world wide, is near-limitless with devilish amusement. What? You can't be resourceful enough to distract yourself?
You think the internet has run out of porn? So why the hell are you still online, anyway? You can't get a real life that you'd rather stay online and remain helpless? What the hell's wrong with you that you're letting us know, on the internet, of all places, that you've got nothing to do? Is there anything more to you than you're "I'm bored" status updates? Really?
"I'm bored." Personally, this two-word status translates to another two-word equivalent: "Conceited imbecile." I think it's conceited whenever any status update follows the "Me, Me, Me" Train of Thought. "Me, Me, Me." "I'm, I'm I'm." "Ako, Ako, Ako." "Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you." However, it is Your wall, Your profile, Your Ego Gym, Your boring, uneventful, wallflower life. It's all about you, so feel free to overflow/saturate/strangle your Facebook wall with all the narcissism in your shallow, self-important being. I don't give a fuck. Meanwhile, it irritates me to see that your stupid narcissism is overflowing/saturating/strangling My news feed. I will be unfriending you soon.
I have long abandoned the idea of Quality Status Updates (haha) because of conceited imbeciles like you. Surely, we are all given to such bouts of self-entitlement, from time to time. The need to be acknowledged is but a naturally human thing. However, your dependency for ego-rubbing Likes and Comments and Shares is alarming in it's frequency! Why do we have to know that you're bored again?