Momel's Big Blahg of Bullshit: Horror Movie Review # 33: Skin Walkers

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Horror Movie Review # 33: Skin Walkers

**Seriously, do you really wanna get drowsy?

SKINWALKERS
Directed By: James Isaac
Release Date: 5 September 2007
Running Time: 110 minutes
Language: English
Horror Type: Werewolves. Yawn.
Sex? - I don't think so.
Gore? - Blah.

The only thing lamer than werewolves is gunslinging bulletproof werewolves. And this movie is about gunslinging bulletproof werewolves, so imagine how off the roof this movie has registered. It's got good werewolves versus bad werewolves, some family drama, and a lot of dead lycanthropes pumped with silver bullets.

Dumb shit, really.

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Horror Movie Review # 33: Skin Walkers

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