I was commissioned to review a porn site. It was supposed to go here, in this here post that you're reading right now, but I just don't have enough words.
See, I tend to be a little involved with what I'm writing, so much so that it gets a little over the top sometimes. Apologetically, I elected to disclose the depths of my kinky in a more, shall we say, inspired post. I find it difficult to express carnal details if it were in a mandatory context. I'm already dribbling with bad taste. Reviewing a porn site would be overkill.
It's money for sex. Or sex talk. So how far removed is that from prostitution when the exchange of power exists as some defiling catalyst?
I hope you'd understand why you're not reading some sort of published masturbation right now.