Sunday, April 03, 2011

I Don't Have Time to Masturbate Anymore


Which is why I'm declaring a cease fire, am adjourning this court, and going on the h-word. Hiatus, punks. I suppose that goes well without saying anyway; my last post was about 14 days ago. And it's a list, too, that I didn't write. My only participation in that post was the transcription, and that's saying a whole hell.

It's not that I ran out of ideas. I have the Big Dick Jokes to update, several gay posts in my reserved list, and did you know that we interviewed the local Azkals for Jessica Zafra? I'm still writing, long hand, but it's that PUBLISH button that I'm not coming to terms with. I don't know, perhaps it's a phase, like premature menopause, that I'm dealing with.

Maybe I'll start posting again when I've got less than 20/20 vision, am 20 pounds lighter, and have this low sperm count.

24 comments:

  1. How long did it take you to find a photo of a masturbating monkey? Or naka save lang sa laptop mo? Natawa me much! Haha.

    My last entry was months ago. Pahinga muna ang skinny jeans ko.

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  2. sige take your much-needed-God-given-break.Enjoy .. ^^

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  3. orally7:12 PM

    Tic tac tic tac... We'll wait with impatience

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  4. How will we subsist without your slapstick humor? Hurry back from hiatus. If not, we WILL hunt you down.

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  5. It's been so long since I did comments on youse punks' comments. I miss this. Drama!

    Vajarl -- I did a Google image search for "masturbating monkey," and it was one of the first five results. Kinky noh? Yeah, I noticed that bit on your last post. I don't think it will take me months, though, I'm just having me one of those extended periods, and I'm menstruating from the ass. I kid! Oi, Vaj, Jason Hamster sent your regards! I wished you were there! The Powkie Blogmeet was most devilish fun!

    Ron Turon -- Uyyy! Look do we have here! Fresh Meat! That was me channeling Alma Moreno and then German Moreno in that order. Thanks for dropping by. It was great meeting you, you guys!

    Orally -- Ahaha, you go ahead and tic tac all you want, you lovely darling punk! It will not take long, though. I suppose I just need me a few more days, weeks perhaps, some lovely young boy thing with his father's dick on him, and then some plenty of enthusiasm. Have I burned out, at last?

    Red -- You're the sweetest, highfallutin punk there is! I have enough material to post, but I don't feel like it yet. I wonder what happened? I reckon I have an idea, but I'm not betting on nothing yet. For now, I will try to lurk and be my usual gay jerk self in your general directions! And that, I think, is a guarantee!

    Cheers Vajarl, Ron Turon, Orally, and Red! Mabuhay Kayo! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

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  6. Rest well, Momel (magka-rhyme haha)

    :)

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  7. aaaaaaaaaaaaay pwede naman pagsabayin ang aura at pagba blog....

    gow lang sis... do what you must do... at nandito lang kami maghihintay sa pagbabalik mo... siguraduhin mo lang na EXPLOSIVE ang iyong return of the comeback!!!

    muahneeeeeeeeeees from Sogo... nag check in kami ni Jason eh.... CHARING!

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  8. Mga faggot! Ahaha!

    Ronnieta -- Alam mo yaen!

    YJ -- Ewan ko lang fren kung explosive at kung kelan, pero babalik at babalik watashi, di lang ako masiado enthusiastic lately, kumpleto naman ako sa cleaning. Honga, cute nga yun si Jason, may kahawig.

    Cheers Ronnie and YJ! Mabuhay Kayo! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

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  9. Momel, daming issues! Ano ba yan. Meron pang

    "it's that PUBLISH button that I'm not coming to terms with. I don't know, perhaps it's a phase, like premature menopause, that I'm dealing with."

    What's this??? Where is this coming from? Anyway (big sigh), fine. Go if you must. But don't expect the kingdom to be the same.

    Nothing ever is.

    Kane

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  10. Poging Kane -- Di naman talaga issues per se, wala lang talaga ako sa mood mag post lately, di ko alam kung bakit eh, pero I'm sure I'll get over this soon. And I will be back. Sayang naman ang pagb blog ko since 2003 kung mau-uwi lang sa kafotahan ko. I will not let that happen.

    Hands down ako sa

    Nothing ever is.

    Life lesson sa akin yan.

    P.S. Na-meet ko na si YJ! More chika more fun si bakla; bida ang saya! Sana naman mag-meet tayo bago ka mag-fly sa India diba?

    Cheers Kane! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

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  11. 1st time ko magcomment kasi dati nagbabasa lang ako, tsaka natatakot ako magcomment sa mga english blogs.

    iniiisip ko kung 20 pounds lighter ka e baka pag may bumahing makalas ka.

    anong ginagawa ng unggoy?

    a. nagpapaligaya
    b. may ipinapasok na canister na may drugs
    c. nagpapaligaya


    magbaback read ako para kung sakaling totohanin mon mamahinga... eh ayun.

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  12. Jason Hamster -- Well, well, well, look do we have here? Fresh Meat! That's Alma Moreno and German Moreno in that order.

    Uy, ow ey ka, ang aking pagka-kupal ay tinabunan ko lamang ng tipak tipak na English, pero pawang panghihindot ang aking kaibuturan. Wag kang matakot, I don't bite. Punks lang.

    Ahaha, makalas ka pa!

    Sandali lang tong pamamahinga na to. Magco comment pa rin naman akosa mga nasa roll ko.

    Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

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  13. Get well soon Momel!!! (may sakit????? haha)

    Puta ka, sa lahat ng napuntahan kong blogs in how many years, ngayon pa lang ako natawa kahit title pa lang ang nabasa ko...

    We'll wait for you!!!

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  14. Boooooo sa hiatus. Bilisan mo yan!

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  15. I wanted to meet all of you too! Sayang. Sana may next time. Jojoin ako ng bonggang bonggacious. Hahaha. :p

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  16. Glentot -- Mas masaya yan pag tinagalog mo: Wala na kong oras magtikol! Wahaha, lagyan mo pa ng eye emotion at konting diin sa delivery, lalo na sa salitang tikol: Wala na kong oras magtikol!

    Odiba ang saya?

    Pilyong blogger.

    Nishi -- Okay fayn. Ilang bahing lang to fren.

    Vajayjay -- Honga eh, sana nga mameet rin kita next time. Ikaw ang bumangka ng kuwento kung sakaling after shift tayo mag me meet ha?

    Cheers Glentot, Nishi, and Vajayjay! Mabuhay Kayo! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

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  17. Ang alamat ng busy, bow. :)

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  18. Anonymous7:55 AM

    maghihintay kami sa iyong pagbabalik amiga!

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  19. anyare?!

    isa ka pa naman sa mga blog na lage 'kong binabasa. walang halong buladas. tsk!

    magsulat ka na lang ng libro. tapos hingi akong kopya -- 'yung may signature mo. \m/

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  20. Oh no! Sino na ang aabangan kong magpost lalo na kapag exams ko na at kailangan ko ng magandang babasahin??

    Pero sige, take all the time you need. Writers like you eventually get the itch to write something. I just hope it comes soon. :)

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  21. I've missed reading your bullshit, Momel! And just as I get back you go on hiatus?! Just my luck.

    I think you deserve a break anyhow, you work so hard at entertaining us (as undeserving as we are of your genius.)

    I took a picture a few years ago of the same kind of primates having sex at the zoo. It was sensational.

    Can't wait til you get back!
    In the meantime - prevent chafing - use lube!

    =))

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  22. I have plenty enough material for several bitch fits, but I don't feel like discussing at length. Why, I just met with some very wonderful bloggers last evening, and I suppose I can write it all out, but I don't feel like it. The story was the length of six Litros divided by four highly opinionated bloggers armed with a microphone and a song book. Imagine the talk. I'm not writing about it now because I suppose I will have to censor myself by and by.

    What will happen to abandon, then?

    The only marketable skill I have now is to occupy space. Which I am enjoying with the enthusiasm of one who's had enough practice.

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  23. Citybuoy -- Uy di naman busy. Wala lang sa mood. Oi, may nabanggit sa kin si YJ nung nag meet kami last time. Yehess! Tapos kahapon eh romance among bloggers ang isa sa mga topics namin. Feeling ko eh bandang huli sa single na blogger ang ending ko. And I don't think that will be a problem!

    Amiga -- Oo, hintay lang. Wahaha! Keme.

    Loverboy Lio -- Hindi naman siya block kasi may mga reserve posts pa ako eh. Ewan, ayoko lang sigure mag post muna. Wala namang chismis o ano pa. Pahinga lang muna siguro!

    SugaryIchigo -- Uy ow ey ka naman fren! Anlakas maka-lambot ng sinabi mo, sa sobrang lambot ko eh feeling ko madudurog ako pag tumapat ako sa electric fan. I will just post something by and by!

    Uy, I just finished the Arrancar Cycle. I'm such a BLEACH Geek!

    Sitting Pretty -- You're pulling me at "undeserving." Truth is, I think it's the other way around on account of I am undeserving of such readers as your wonderful person. Oh, look. I still have the bullshit by me. It's either I am recovering, or I never lost it at all! Ahaha!

    Cheers Nyl, Amiga, Loverboy Lio, SugaryIchigo and Sitting Pretty! Mabuhay Kayo! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

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  24. Madurog ka, madurog ka at magpost ka ulit! Haha! Mas kakailanganin ko ang iyong writer magic dahil ako'y magiging intern na. Hello, mga pasyente! :))

    GAH. Buti ka pa tapos mo na. Ako, sa sobrang tamad ko maghintay huminto muna. NagBones marathon muna ako. Hihi. At ibang shounen manga :)

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