Ohh, there is a lot of inspiration to be had when a Filipino just looks around and takes in the third world he's in. But for the Filipino who maintains this blog, this gay jerk with bad taste, inspiration comes in all sorts of crazy, and he has elected to write about it with such fierce passion. Trash talking is one of his default genes, and the following posts are hopeful testimonies to his kupal nature.
Feel free to browse through my third world bashing! Click!
Oh, and if you're one of those particular chicks, then my favorites are highlighted. Purely for your sheer masturbatory pleasure.
Spontaneous AIDS and the Maguindanao Massacre
But I had a great time with those Magandang Gabi Bayan Halloween specials and making those candle wax balls.
3. Feeling Strongly
It's one of those days. Enough said.
4. Who Issues Corrections a Week Later?
I could have used that for my birthday! Enough said.
A funny thing happened to that trash talking loser Ricky Hatton. And it was most delightful!
I finished a four year course in five years. Cheers!
7. It's Official
We compete with India in the outsourcing business, but we can never have this Indian distinction. Never.
8. How Was Your New Year, Babe?
Here's to welcoming the new year with all your fingers intact!
Too much third world, too little space. This goes out to you, you poor taxi driver dude.
10. Do You Remember Art Bell?
He was quoted to have said this -- "Nothing respectable has EVER been created by Filipino people during our entire human history."
I wrote Rihanna a letter. And I apologized for that nasty filipino art of Tagalizing.
In the red corner, we have a heated mob of drunk Filipino bums. In the blue corner, we have Christmas Carolers. Let's get it on!
Bashing Pinoy Big Brother and the MTRCB. I suppose the word "Posers" fit the shoe most comfortably.
I wrote this with such an unreserved wicked delight because these clueless blue collar workers are far too common and just as irritating in an ATM queue.
15. Beggars Can't be Choosers Part 4: This Sort of Put Things in Perspective, Doesn't It?
Mariannet Amper was 12 years old when she killed herself because her family was poor. She hanged herself.
16. Beggars Can't Be Choosers Part 1: We Were Pool Players First
This was written during the rise of that rookie national hero they call Manny Pacquiao. My heart went to Efren Reyes back then.
Three taxi drivers with stories and wisdom to reinforce that Christmas cheer!
18. Beggars Can't be Choosers Part 2: When Is Rockclimbing Downhill?
Somebody beat our Filipino mountain climbers to the peaks of Mt Everest half a century ago. So why are we so damn proud that one of us made it just recently?
We made it to the top of the list! Of Asia's Most Corrupt Countries!
This is why its easy to bash our local chatrooms.
Our Siamese cat gave birth to a pack of rats. And then a brief mention of Danica Sotto.
22. Ohhhh, So That Explains Things
Another fun filled celebrity bashing session!
They tried to make hair talking big in the mid-2000s. Of course, like most third world things, it didn't push through. This post enumerates why it was such an epic fail. And it also reveals that the meaning of life was discovered in EBAY.
Do you still remember the stampede in ULTRA? You don't? But you won't forget the fancy waterworks that went with the tribute, right?
This is about the bad news that is the News. And the things that go with it.
